Cold Brewed Coffee: You Lie, Blogger!

I'm not going to name names, but certain persons are claiming, in blogs both humble and famous, that cold brewed coffee is a good thing.  It is not.  It is bland, dull, and entirely without merit.  It is fit only for people who do not like coffee.  To whom I say: fine, then may I suggest you drink another beverage.  Tea is lovely.  Perhaps you would like some Postem.  But do not offend against coffee.